Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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