I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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