i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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