he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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