nut hugger
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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