Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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