why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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