So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
