i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
