what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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