We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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