I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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