...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
