Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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