did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
