Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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