I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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