Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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