your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
FUCK WHALES
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