Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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