this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
