I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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