She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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