Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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