fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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