We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
