This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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