If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i can't believe i had my finger in that
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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