One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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