Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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