Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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