This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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