does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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