had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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