I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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