I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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