Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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