Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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