Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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