nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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