I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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