it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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