4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
fuck your aforementioned shoe
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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