Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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