so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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