nut hugger
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up under a house in Key West
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