So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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