Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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