i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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