I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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