I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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