And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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