So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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