How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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