As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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