I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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