is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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