I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Come see our sink grown plant.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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